"My fellow world leaders, before this conference begins I would like to bring up one piece of news regarding my kingdom. I'm sure you remember Discord, the avatar of chaos who turned Ponyville into his own personal hell dimension and could have easily corrupted the entire world at a whim? Well, as we speak, a close friend of mine is putting that bitch on a leash. I'll let that sink in for a second. Now, Saddle Arabia, I believe there's a few oil embargoes that you suddenly feel like repealing?"
Celestia: and now, we declare the war against the Anti-Trolls! they are a menace to our lifestyle, have attacked our greatest liders(especially me, for some reason), and almost destroyed the Everfree Forest, just to destroy the Poison Joke! and we won't tolerate any of that again! FOR EQUESTRIA! FOR THE TROLLS!